Rocket Man

A local Legend Told by Deus, God Himself.

A old, perverted, homeless, unnamed, crackhead lived near a stop-sign at the end of the road, on which the Walmart was. A truck of teens pulled up to the man one day. They had a box of fireworks. Rocket Man got on the tailgate, pants down, fireworks in ass. A teen lit the fuse. They speed down the main road, ass aflame, until a car pulled ahead. The truck slamed the breaks and stoped, Rocket Man kept going. He landed in a tree, that then caught on fire, then the fireworks went off. His ass exploded.

And Thus He Was Known As Rocket Man.

True Story.